Step Brothers Quotes

Since its debut in 2008, Step Brothers has become a cult favorite, with its memorable quotes being endlessly quoted and referenced. The dynamic between Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Adam Scott's characters has solidified its place in comedy history.

Step Brothers Quotes:

1. "Is that cyclone in Vanuatu 'pan' or 'pam'?"
2. "Hold onto your dinosaur." — Robert Doback
3. "They've dubbed me the songbird of our era."
4. "Boats and hoes, gotta have 'em!" — Dale Doback
5. "Keep quiet. You're making yourself look foolish."
6. "I once put liquid paper on a bee... and it perished."
7. "Hands off my drum set. Clear?"
8. "Did we just become inseparable? 'Yep!'" — Brennan Huff
9. "I go by Dale, but 'Dragon' will do." — Dale Doback
10. "Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes, let's roll!" — Derek
11. "If you wake me, expect a sharp object to your neck."
12. "Dad, seriously? It's 'Shark Week'!" — Dale Doback
13. "Feels like a lightning bolt struck my... you know." — Brennan
14. "I trekked 500 miles to share my seed!" — lumberjack Brennan

Funny:

     15. "Boats 'n' hoes, gotta have 'em."

16. "Robert, don't test me, I'll take him down."
17. "You know what gets me excited? Assisting my buddies." — Derek
18. "I didn't order salmon! This wedding is a joke!"
19. "I aim to make bank, drive a Range Rover, and get laid."
20. "Your drum set's a joke! I even teabagged it!" — Brennan
21. "Your singing's a mix of Fergie and Jesus." — Dale
22. "I'd like to roll you up and... you know." — Alice
23. "Back off, or I'll roundhouse kick you." — Brennan
24. "My mom's being attacked by a dog and I'm helpless!" — Brennan
25. "I'm already dealing with enough crap!"
26. "Tuxedos for a bathroom cleaning job interview?"
27. "Once, I tackled a giraffe bare-handed." — Dale
28. "Today's been a drag, waking up at 10." — Dale
29. "Don't blame Dale for ruining the story... and the night."
30. "You and your mom are hillbillies. We're professionals." — Dale

Astonishing:

     31. "See that smudge? It's Randy Jackson."

32. "I'm Brennan." "I'm Dale, but call me Dragon." "You're Nighthawk."
33. "The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, bottom's up!"
34. "This house is a prison!" "In the galaxy of BS!"
35. "Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. Choose!" — Dale
36. "Hey Derek, a remedy for shoulder pain? Lick my butthole." — Brennan
37. "Keep your eyes open, or I'll punch you."
38. "Today, my son weaponized a bike and screamed 'rape'!" — Nancy
39. "I still dislike you, but nice stash of nudie mags." — Brennan
40. "Bunk beds were a disaster! Blood everywhere!"

Crazy:

     41. "Sticks and stones... I'll kick you in the balls!" — Brennan

42. "Sailing worldwide, making liquid gold." — Prestige Worldwide
43. "You're hillbillies. We're educated." "You're fat!" — Dale
44. "Quick! Favorite dinosaur: go!" — Dale
45. "I'm bad at this, but I want to hurt you less." — Derek
46. "He's not my dad. And he'll never be." — Brennan
47. "Maybe we'll be friends, riding steeds of fire." — Brennan
48. "A few minutes peace, then bam! Emotions return."
49. "Johnny Hopkins? Sloan Kettering? Smokin' buds." — Dale
50. "I'm a janitor, but I solve equations on the side." — Dale

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